Diva Knows Best

Diva Knows Best is equal parts sarcastic wit, mid-west sensibility, media savvy, and pop culture wonder. There’s a strong voice of someone who is fascinated by all things celebrity but can see through the slick manufactured façade to discover valuable life lessons.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Did Rob Lowe make a pact with the devil?

I ask because I was watching the 1986 film About Last Night ... last night and Rob Lowe looks the same now as he did back them. For that matter, Demi Moore must have lunched with the devil as well. It's shocking to me that some celebs don't seem to age. It shocks and pisses me off. I used to find great comfort in the fact that the young beautiful people will some day get old and less attractive. Not true for the following celebs. I preface this list by saying I don't hate the players but I do HATE the game.

Diane Lane, 41
How is it possible for her to become more enchanting with age? It's not just her girl next door looks. She now has an aire about her. Serene. She has that quality where guys want to date her and girls want her as their best friend. Check out Unfaithful if you doubt me.

Rob Lowe, 42
True story. Rob Lowe and his brother Chad (Don't judge me. He was hot back in the 80s) were two of my first crushes. I lived for The Outsiders and that brief shot of his booty. Well, from looking at him in the West Wing, his booty is probably still in good shape. Yummy!

Jane Seymour, 55
She went from a Bond girl to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman to Kitty Cat without missing a beat. She looked great in the Wedding Crashers as the hot older mom.

Donny, 49, & Marie, 47 Osmond
They may be a little bit country and a little bit rock n' roll and a whole lotta timeless. Besides the slight weight gain, they both look amazing. Donnie still has his boyish grin. Marie looked slightly overpainted but still cute and bubbly as a judge on Celebrity Duets.

Susan Lucci, 59
She must have made a pact with the underlord for a eternal youth. I personally think she traded an Emmy for years of youth. To prove my point, she finally got her Emmy and I'm starting to suspect strategically-placed bangs aid her ageless look.

Morgan Fairchild, 56
My God, this woman looks the same as she did in the 80s. Sure she wears a lot of make up. Sure she resembles a drag queen but Ms. Fairchild still looks fabulous.

Christie Brinkley, 52
It probably isn't fair to put a supermodel on this list but she could probably use the love these days. She has maintained her timeless all-American beauty while raising multiple children.

I'm asking the readers. Who do you think made a pact with the devil for eternal youth?

2 Comments:

Blogger Jeff Ronci said...

Jane Fonda, who turns 70 this year.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Of course, some aging reactionaries still think Jane Fonda IS the devil.

9:45 PM  

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