Emmys dazzle

I actually made it through the Emmy Awards without falling asleep. Conan was hilarious. Below are the highlights:

DRESSED TO IMPRESS
Evangeline Lily was divine in violet.
Jane Kaczmarek was a vision in red.

STYLE IMPAIRED
Jennifer Love Hewitt looked extremely busty and hippy in her sparkly dress.
Kyra Sedgwick was engulfed by a massive chiffon flower.

QUEER EYE AWARD
Katherine Heigl must have gotten some help from the fab 5. For a pretty girl she has a horrible sense of style.

BEST DIG
The South Park bit at the beginning was too funny as they once again tried to coax Tom Cruise out of the closet.

TISSUE MOMENT
Dick Clark broke my heart. He proved that America's oldest teenager still has heart.

WORST FACELIFT
Barry Manilow and that's saying a lot considering Joan Collins was there.

SEXIEST BROAD OVER 100
Cloris Leachman looked amazing.

YUMMIEST MAN OVER 50
Jeremy Irons with a capital Y.

MOST DESERVED WIN
Jeremy Piven. Let's hug it out bitch.

BIGGEST WHAT WERE THEY THINKING MOMENT
Passing over Hugh Laurie for House. How can you deny those blue eyes?

FUNNIEST BRITISH-ISM
Only Helen Mirren can deliver the line "I was afraid I was going to go tits over ass" while accepting an award with such class.