Man Whores Unite!

I’ve never been so happy for a Friday in my life. TGIF. With my mind in its usual frenzied state, I started reflecting on Wednesday’s American Idol results show. Not the hideous fact that Melinda Doolittle was robbed of her rightful place in the finals, it’s more about the Maroon 5 performance. I’ve been into the fellas for a while and totally dig the lead singer Adam Levine’s vibe. But let’s keep it real, in his personal life he’s a man whore.

Let me define man whore for you. He’s that cute or sexy or hot guy that loves the ladies and enjoys tempting the boys. Hollywood is brimming with himbos. They bask in the metrosexual sun. They are intriguing in their pure joy in being man whores. It peaks my interest. While I’d never date one, I’m too much of a germ freak to be involved with a loose man and I’m married, I still salute their crafty/shifty/crazy ways.

Here’s a look at my top 5 man whores:

George Clooney

You can clean it up, dress it in an Armani suit and place it in an Italian villa but it’s still a man whore. He’s just more polished and honest in his approach. He loves the ladies, drives the men wild and will never marry. Classic man whore style. No judgement here.

Wilmer Valderamma

Wilmer is a hot mess and typical man whore especially with his delicious accent and tight T-shirts. His liaisons with boney starlets and proclivity for the nightlife qualify him as a man whore.

Colin Farrell

This is your dirty drinking man whore. Once again with the yummy accent. With a recent stint in rehab and a notable absence from the tabloids, it would seem he’s trying to clean up a bit. You can take away the booze and the thin layer of nasty but once a man whore always a man whore.

Lindsey Lohan

Is she really a girl? The voice and slight resemblance of an Adam’s apple may be misleading. She has the sexual appetite of a man or she could just be an old-fashioned tramp but I think there is an argument for man whore status. And her buddy Paris too.

Jude Law

Love the twinkle in his eye but have come to the conclusion that he’s a man whore. Once again with the brilliant accent. If you’ll screw the nanny, you’ll screw anyone. Too bad, I used to find him a lot more interesting when he was happily married father of 10 or however many kids he has.

Who makes your top five?